The Family:
Current
Puff
Monster
Little Bit

Elsewhere
Mystic
Sybil
Fender

Albums
Album One
Album Two
Album Three
The Evil Stuffed Leopard
Fender and Stanzi

The Dearly Remembered
Shoda
Marty
Stanzi

Monster: The Evil Within

She is a tiny, six-pound cat made out of pure evil. The proverbial "bastard-coated bastard with bastard filling," she combines infernal intent with just enough occasional insistent affection that nobody's just killed her yet. Don't let this photo fool you. She is insane.

She used to sleep on Adam's lap while he played on my laptop.	She doesn't do this anymore. We were getting too used to it.
She did stuff like this all the time to make up for her cruelty.	In honor of the "Wake Your Cats" thread on SA, I present this.
"Mama, I don't know what you did to deserve that much water, but it must have been really, really bad."	She never does this anymore. Ever.
She and Puff never sleep near each other anymore.	Never.
Kittens in my sewing hoard.	Monster in a rare shy pose.
Caught at something! Not sure what yet.	Puff is a lot bigger than Monster now.
Already she knows how to sit on anything I'm trying to work on. Like my character sheet.	She's not allowed up here. Notice the lack of guilt.
Monster with her mother, Mystic.	Her new perch is wherever I sleep. As long as I'm not there.
On the table, since it's clean.	As long as I'm wrapping presents, she might as well get in the way.

Last Update: February 22, 2009

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